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Barrel bred part 4“This, my friend, is the first of four, Barrel bred which are evil clones of you bros.” the human barrel replied.
As the bros looked on, terrified, three more unearthly clones emerged from the iron maidens. First an evil Piggeh with rotting grey skin and furious red eyes. Next an evil Mr.Chair with eyes a flame and velvet as black as night. Finally an evil Jennifer with eyes like hot coals.
“Barrel bred line up.” The barrel asked.
The evil clones did as they were told and lined up in a uniform queue. Then each was given a golden identity tag. Barrel bred Piggeh received a golden collar with the words ‘Barrel Bred’ inscribed on it. The other clones received similar items but evil Jennifer received a bright gold sticker, to account for her lack of appendages and evil Stephano and Mr.Chair got golden bracelets. These trinkets allowed the barrel bred to access their full potential power allowing them to be even more powerful than the original bros!
Barrel bred part 3In one of the more mine like corridors Jennifer was sitting around trying to think of a better way to confess her love for Pewdie.
“Now should it be ‘Pewdie, I love you’ or ‘I love you, Pewdie’?” she asked herself.
“I think it should be a simple ‘I love you’. Just three simple words that mean so much to the right person.” Replied a voice from beyond the darkness.
“W-who said that?”
“Why does it matter? I could be a barrel, or a brute. I could even be your precious Pewdiepie.”
As Jennifer became more and more fearful her stoney Pewdie-dedicated heart beat faster and faster, threating to burst forth. Before she could utter a single word barrels advanced from all sides and trapped the poor little boulder.
“Now Jennifer, you’re coming with us…”
Now deep in the dungeon all four bros were captured. Stephano, Piggeh, Jennifer and Mr.Chair. What were the barrels planning?
Barrel Bred part 2“I tell him and I tell him but he never listens. Chair mode Pewdie! Chair mode!” Whispered Mr.Chair.
He sat in a scarcely furnished room with plans and blue prints all around him. He was trying to create a better way to achieve chair mode and a way to make Pewdie listen to what he has to say. After all chair mode pays off when you use it. The door began to creak behind the chair.
“Pewdie, is that you?” Mr.Chair asked in his usual whispery voice.
“Yes, I’m just checking if the brute is around.” Replied the voice
That did not sound like Pewdiepie. The voice was much deeper.
“Are you okay? You sound a little sick.”
“Yes, I’m fine. I just saw the brute and I was wondering if you were okay.”
“Don’t you mean the bro? That’s what you call him remember?”
“Yes-yes of course. Do you mind if I come in?”
“No come on in. I’m glad to see you.”
A tall young man walked into the
Barrel Bred part 1It was just an ordinary dark day in Brennenburg Castle; Stephano was sitting waiting around for Pewdie, Piggeh was jumping around being pumped as always, Jennifer was thinking about ways to confess her love and Mr.Chair was planning a better way to chair mode. It was a normal day and nothing was really happening but deep in the cellar of the castle the barrels were plotting against the bros. They had managed to humanise one of their own. He would serve as their main man, the one who would speak their plans and views, the one that would listen to them and carry out their evil ideas.
“Pewdie, where are you? I’ve been waiting for hours.” Stephano asked the air, just to hear his French voice bounce off the cavernous walls. “I better go and see where he is. Probably trapped by the bro again. Pewdie, you idiot.”
The golden man began to walk down a very foreboding corridor. There seemed to be nothing wrong but as a precaution he pulled out his sword, just in case
Barrel Bred sneak peekIt was just an ordinary dark day in Brennenburg Castle; Stephano was sitting waiting for Pewdie, Piggeh was jumping around being pumped as always, Jennifer was thinking about ways to confess her love and Mr.Chair was planning a better way to chair mode. It was a normal day and nothing was really happening but deep in the cellar of the castle the barrels were planning against the bros. They had managed to humanise one of their own. He would serve as their main man, the one who would speak their plans and views, the one that would listen to them and carry out their evil plans.
Pewdiepie chat with cleverbotUser: Are you a bro?
Cleverbot: Yes *brofist*.
User: What about barrels? Do you like them?
User: No you should hate barrels.
Cleverbot: You're a bot!
User: YOU'RE A BARREL.
Cleverbot: No, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: The barrels are out to get us.
User: Yes yes they are.
Cleverbot: Lol, I prefer to be with my best friend.
Cleverbot: Boo hoo.
User: What do you think of STEPHANO?
Cleverbot: Hmm. He's very annoying.
User: What do you think of Piggeh?
Cleverbot: You are very beautiful.
User: WHAT do you think of MR.CHAIR.
Cleverbot: I try not to think of your face.
User: Do you hate the untrusted statues?
User: Good. What about the bro? What's your opinion on him?
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